new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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