just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
She even gives head with a lisp.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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