Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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