is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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