i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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