Having a random hookup so left but love u
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
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