we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
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