I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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