Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
Randomize
