HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
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