so explain again why im purple
no
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
He did a backflip because drugs
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