I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
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