I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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