K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
thus making me awesome and them whores
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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