did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
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