now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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