Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
I'm both gender and math confused
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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