I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
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