I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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