Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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