I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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