youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
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