It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
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