I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
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