mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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