I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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