There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
I literally have anal toys soaking in the bathroom sink and dinner on the stove. If that doesn't scream "domestic goddess", I don't know what the fuck does.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
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