so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
I have already put on my inside pants.
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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