u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
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