i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
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