I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
vagina is talking i cant
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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