How'd it feel making her break her religion?
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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