i just wanna soil my oats bro
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
Randomize
