But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
did i walk over a car last night?
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
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