Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
We need to rekindle our bromance
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
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