Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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