so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
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