Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
Worse: texted mom-in-law by mistake that I sharted.
Worser: she offered to clean me up
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
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