We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
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