sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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