OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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