I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
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