we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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