bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
the day after is always just damage control
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
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