You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
