My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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