There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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