I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
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