that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I just found puke in my bra..
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
My vagina is very pro this idea
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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