Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
Randomize
