Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
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