I heard we made out
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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