No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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