If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
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