big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
Randomize
